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A consortium of misanthropic, persistent and sometimes brilliant hockey bloggers reconnected in the crease to observe, defend and (occasionally) offend all things on ice sporting two skates and a mouthguard.
Preparing for the fight of his life against Johnnie Lawrence, Dustin breaks out the crane maneuver.
ReplyDeletethe coolest black-hawk. caw.
ReplyDeleteMeet Chief Soars-Like-Eagle-That-Can't-Fly: CACAW! CACAW!
ReplyDeleteFugs finally unveils his much talked about interpretive dance, entitle "Rise from the Ashes" upon learning of his trade to Phoenix, er - Atlanta.
ReplyDeleteyouuuuuu put your left leg in, you put your left leg out, and you shake it all about, doooo the hockey-pokey and you turn yourself arounddddd, that's what it's allll about!
ReplyDeleteI know kung fu
ReplyDeletein a sing song voice..."I believe I can fly."
ReplyDeleteByfuglien... Dustin Byfuglien
ReplyDeleteHawks fly together... to Atlanta.
ReplyDeleteSadly, although the conditioning benefits were irrefutable, the Hawks pregame Jazzercise class was not repeated.
ReplyDeleteYou can't spell "former Blackhawk Byfuglien" without YMCA.
ReplyDeleteIn an attempt to bring more cultural awareness to the game of hockey, Gary Bettman began his campaign by choosing Dustin Byfuglien, of Norwegian and African-American decent, to display the tribal dance of his native people of Minneapolis, Minnesota. Here in his traditional ice-dance, Byfuglien is seen making motions toward the heavens and gliding along the ice in big, exceedingly emphasized strides. Some historians to this day believe that this is a dance created by Byfuglien's ancestral people to goad star quarterback Brett Favre out of retirement and into another season in the NFL with the Vikings. Though most historians believe this to be the case, there are those that believe that the traditional dance actually originated in Chicago five centuries ago and is really meant as a warning signifying that Chris Chelios will be playing hockey for another year.
ReplyDelete"Dammit! That $@%! puck is still stuck in my pants!"
ReplyDelete22- My vote is for yours, despite the remarkable restraint and brevity, its hilarious.
ReplyDelete"No, no, no. You're doing it all wrong. That's not how it was done in the Karate Kid. It goes like this!"
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