Recon on Recon: 10 Q's for the Five Hole

Have you ever wanted to know just why Mchionsky gave up his gig driving the zamboni at Philips Arena for the night shift @ Hooters? (hint: it wasn't the wings...ok ok it probably was...)

Maybe you want to know how a Defensewoman from Canada ends up the most prolific TB Lighting Blogger this side of Panhandle...

Or how on earth an actuary from the UK mathematically justifies his lifelong allegiance to the NY Rangers...

Or how an ass kicking (former) punk rocker became the sweetest Pens fan in history?

Well Cats and Pajamas: Grab a McRib, your favorite flavor of sizzurp and Stay Tuned because we here at Hockey Recon are soon introducing a new monthly feature: "Recon on Recon: Ten Questions for the Five Hole". Brief but piercing, probing but not Probert, in depth interviews of your Recon Team, by your Recon Team.

Why and how does this relate to Hockey? I'd tell you but then wikileaks would get a hold of it, and I just don't need anymore Canadian Mounties showing up at my door, asking me questions about how drunk I was the night I "Chatted up" Kirk Maltby. (LOOK PEOPLE, it was at least 12 years ago and I was so hammered I don't even remember it, I didn't even know it was him... Let. it. go.)

In other words, You'll have to find out for yourself. But I will tell you this: Your Recon Team is truly the oddest lot of Hockey Fan Sports Writers you'll ever meet. We have lawyers and high school students. We have writers "on the inside" of the hurricane, and some who blog from the depths of the Gulf of Mexico; we have players and television producers and geologists. We have burlesque choreographers, pickle tasters and animal trainers. We have Mackseyev!

It fair to say that on any given Sunday, your Recon Team is as interesting as the sport we cover.

I hope you'll enjoy the new feature, and btw- feel free to submit questions you want answered by your favorite Recon Team member!

jooce crest out.